Dana, Dana, Dana

Dana Parsons of the LA Times has this to say this morning, regarding our dear Haidl Three:

"I can't imagine the judge ordering probation, but I think he should rule on the lighter end of the sentencing scale. Even that, however, should send a loud and clear message through "The O.C." teen scene and beyond.
And that message has to be: To girls who think it's cool or necessary to engage in promiscuous sex, think of Jane Doe.
And to boys who think "easy" girls are fair game for whatever sordid thoughts enter their minds, think of the three men being led out in handcuffs and now in fear of what's to come."

Let's pull that out for a moment, shall we?

To girls who think it's cool or necessary to engage in promiscuous sex, think of Jane Doe.

That was far, far better than Parsons' May 2, 2004, LA Times column in which he smeared an unconscious 16-year-old girl no less than four times while asserting that even if true, well, could the boys really have known it was wrong to gang rape an unconscious girl, seeing as how she was such a slut and all, and also she wasn’t wearing underwear?

Well, fuck me. I'm a slut!