The horror

Yesterday morning on KBIG 104 (my bedroom radio is in a dressing nook with very poor reception), the host, who for some reason was not Charlie Tuna, explained that the computer had eaten the usual questions, so he was going to ask the call-in contestant the easiest questions he could think of in his own little head. "What is the capital of the United States?" he asked the full-growed American woman on the line, and she answered, "We don't have one!" When pressed by the disbelieving host, she stuck to it.
This makes me sad.