The Misfittiest

One in an occasional series of late night movie reviews. I had a couple of my favorite gays over a week or two ago for a Marilyn Monroe Film Fest. On the menu were Seven Year Itch and Bus Stop. About halfway through Seven, I turned to Jeff and asked him, "Why is Marilyn Monroe playing a retarded person?"
Then Bus Stop sucked too.
Later--days later--I sat down with The Misfits. We all know Marilyn Monroe was a humongoid Size 12 fatty-fatty-two-by-four, but watching her run in a bathing suit while her belly actually jounced up and down like bosoms, made me really fucking love her.