Last Night
Last night I dreamed that Hillary Clinton fingerfucked me.
(She was actually Emma Thompson as Hillary Clinton in Primary Colors. Except she was also a hotel housekeeper instead of First Lady or a United States senator.)
She did not do this because she was a lesbian. Actually, she was sort of sad and date-raped about the whole thing, being, as she was, Emma Thompson as Hillary Clinton as a hotel housekeeper who was forced to succumb to my wicked desires. I felt just awful. Also, she had weird knuckles.
So what does it all meeeeean? I don't know, but bitch better iron my shirt.
(She was actually Emma Thompson as Hillary Clinton in Primary Colors. Except she was also a hotel housekeeper instead of First Lady or a United States senator.)
She did not do this because she was a lesbian. Actually, she was sort of sad and date-raped about the whole thing, being, as she was, Emma Thompson as Hillary Clinton as a hotel housekeeper who was forced to succumb to my wicked desires. I felt just awful. Also, she had weird knuckles.
So what does it all meeeeean? I don't know, but bitch better iron my shirt.
posted by rebecca at 2:29 PM
4 Comments:
I had the same dream!
But it was Charlize Theron.
In the Conservatory with the candlestick.
Oww!
Damn, now I have a big hardon thinking about that scene. You do know that Hillary has a dick?
this is hilarious.
OMG, I can't stop laughing about this one.
At least it wasn't Fred Thompson.
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